I wouldn't mess with Julie Pike's lead on this one in the National Ledger:
Tour de France champ Lance Armstrong apparently changed into his super hero costume recently as one published report [OK, so it was in the Enquirer] says the cancer survivor is also a crime fighter.
A report claims [Journalism tip: NEVER use the word "claims"] Lance turned into a one-man police tour de force recently, according to the Enquirer.
The supercyclist was biking with a pal near the beach in Santa Monica [isn't that near Malibu -- see item below], when a mugger pushed down a woman and sprinted off with her purse.
Lance reportedly turned around, raced after the scruffy bad guy [all bad guys are "scruffy," right?] and bumped him to the turf with a crafty front-wheel whack.
The reports says Lance snagged the purse from the sprawled perp [do you just love this?], who reportedly then beat feet and ran off. The report then claims that Armstrong cycled the snatched satchel back to its owner and resumed his recreational ride.
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Friday, May 19, 2006
OBL A Hero (didn't we already know that?)
I wouldn't mess with Julie Pike's lead on this one in the National Ledger:
Tour de France champ Lance Armstrong apparently changed into his super hero costume recently as one published report [OK, so it was in the Enquirer] says the cancer survivor is also a crime fighter.
A report claims [Journalism tip: NEVER use the word "claims"] Lance turned into a one-man police tour de force recently, according to the Enquirer.
The supercyclist was biking with a pal near the beach in Santa Monica [isn't that near Malibu -- see item below], when a mugger pushed down a woman and sprinted off with her purse.
Lance reportedly turned around, raced after the scruffy bad guy [all bad guys are "scruffy," right?] and bumped him to the turf with a crafty front-wheel whack.
The reports says Lance snagged the purse from the sprawled perp [do you just love this?], who reportedly then beat feet and ran off. The report then claims that Armstrong cycled the snatched satchel back to its owner and resumed his recreational ride.
Tour de France champ Lance Armstrong apparently changed into his super hero costume recently as one published report [OK, so it was in the Enquirer] says the cancer survivor is also a crime fighter.
A report claims [Journalism tip: NEVER use the word "claims"] Lance turned into a one-man police tour de force recently, according to the Enquirer.
The supercyclist was biking with a pal near the beach in Santa Monica [isn't that near Malibu -- see item below], when a mugger pushed down a woman and sprinted off with her purse.
Lance reportedly turned around, raced after the scruffy bad guy [all bad guys are "scruffy," right?] and bumped him to the turf with a crafty front-wheel whack.
The reports says Lance snagged the purse from the sprawled perp [do you just love this?], who reportedly then beat feet and ran off. The report then claims that Armstrong cycled the snatched satchel back to its owner and resumed his recreational ride.
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