Cycle-Sexualist

When I lived in the Windy City, I always looked forward to the weekly newspaper, The Reader. One of my favorite sections was "The News of the Weird," where absolutely bizarre news stories were printed.

The following from the BBC certainly qualifies...

"The accused was holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex."

Both cleaners, who were "extremely shocked", told the hostel manager who called police.

Sheriff Colin Miller told Stewart: "In almost four decades in the law I thought I had come across every perversion known to mankind, but this is a new one on me. I have never heard of a 'cycle-sexualist'." [MORE]

I feel dirty for just having typed that.