You're My Boy...

OK, Maybe Not.

This type of news is usually handled by T-o-03, but our friend of the blog in Ohio alerted me to this tidbit.

According to Us Magazine, Our Boy Lance and Ashley Olsen “were spotted cuddling at NYC’s Rose Bar, where they reportedly kissed and the twin sat on the cyclist's lap.”


Whereas one of the NY Post’s Page Six barflies (-spies) reported that "…they came together with a group of friends. Ashley drank red wine, sat on his lap and they were making out all night. They left together around 2 a.m."

Say it ain’t so…

OBL’s love life has descended and careened off course faster than Joseba Beloki at the 2003 TdF [and we all know how that one turned out]. From Kristin, to Sheryl Crow, to Tory Burch, and now straight down to an Olsen twin [without even a Paris Hilton or Lindsay Lohan stop in-between].

Where’s the shirtless wonder, Matthew McConaughey, when OBL really needed him?

Perhaps OBL was just missing his in-competition wafer-like looks and decided to cuddle up next to someone that reminded him of those glory days? [oh right, that's Mary-Kate's deal isn't it?]

Does an Olsen twin even count as what (former Chicago Cub first baseman) Mark Grace refers to as a “slump buster,” after OBL’s break up with Tory Burch?

Who might be next on OBL's fall down lover's lane...I think the former Mrs. Federline's ears just perked up.

And yes, the Olsens are now of drinking age…