TMZ.com -- the folks who brought you the Mel Gibson story first -- pointed me to this story on Maxim.com and its "Today's Girl" feature. I don't read Maxim, and I have no idea what "Today's Girl" is all about or why Bad Boy Floyd is "Today's Girl." But here it is:Floyd Landis
The alleged crime: Floyd cried like a Frenchman after Tour officials found Jose Canseco-esque amounts of testosterone in his urine.
His excuses: I always have high testosterone, I got wasted the night before on a 12 pack of Testoster-Ale, Mennonites have huge balls (full of testosterone), Hulk smash urine sample judge…
Our verdict: You can't get away with using steroids. Unless you play baseball.
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