Where's Lance?

"Where did you think I'd be?" (AFP/Getty Images/File)

You were wondering?
The Cranks have located Our Boy Lance: at the top of L'Alpe d'Huez.

OBL arrived Monday, according to Crank sources (OK, the AP). He'll join team director Johan Bruyneel in the Discovery Channel car for Tuesday's 187-kilometer (116-mile) 15th stage from Gap to L'Alpe d'Huez (you thought he was going to ride up on his bike?).

Armstrong will leave the team on Wednesday, spend a few days relaxing (with his Hollywood buddies?), and rejoin the Tour for Sunday's finish on the Champs-Elysees (but not on the podium).