Have Another Donut, Jan (cont.)

OK, OK, so I'm picking on the guy.
But it's so much fun!
Jan Ullrich (photo by Graham Watson from the ToS), who is participating in this week's Tour of Switzerland, is STILL a few kilos over his ideal racing weight of 72 kilos.
How do I know?
The Crankset has its sources!
(Tooth hid behind Jan's shower curtain.)
Following his time trial victory in the Giro d’Italia, Ullrich spent time training with his T-Mobile teammates. No one stopped at Dunkin' Donuts. How do I know? Crankset staked out all the DDs in Switzerland.
According to Crankset sources (Granny hid behind a bush), Ullrich may well have lost some of that excess weight making a late attack on Monday’s third stage of the ToS. Ullrich attacked with 20km remaining, and most of the race’s strong riders responded. Ullrich could not respond, however, and Nick Nuyens won the stage.